Famous Name Jokes

Name Jokes that include Famous People
Famous people and celebrity name jokes!
What do you call a man with 3 planks on his head?
Edward Woodward!
What do you call a woman playing snooker with 5 lager bottles on her head?
Beatrix Potter!
What do you call a man standing in a cemetery wearing 3 raincoats?
Max Bygraves!
What do you call a [...]